I really want to artificially inseminate all the men who are against abortion against their will and then tell them that they have to have the baby.  

Because that is literally what you are doing to women who can’t get abortions because of your stupid laws.  

You are forcing them to have a child.  

That’s fucked up. 

Got asked out on a date and I can’t decide if I wanna go because I’m awkward as fuck and ugh how do people date on a regular basis. Like is this hard for anyone else or am I that fucking weird?

One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone tries to talk to me when i’m watching a movie/TV show 

gtfo my face before I slap you.  

I’m grumpy.

My roommate wants to make an appointment to go to the doctors for a cold she’s had for a week (Normal course of a cold?) because she’s the biggest fucking hypochondriac in the fucking world. 

She has straight up told me that she makes doctors appointments because it reduces her ‘anxiety’.  She goes for absolutely no reason other than she thinks something could be wrong. 

Is there a disorder other than hypochondria where like you’re addicted to going to the doctors because she has it. 

And i’m super annoyed with having to listen why you have to go to four different doctors in one week for SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EVEN MATTER. UGH 

and also we just had a discussion about the fucking dishes because the sink and the counter and the stove are ALWAYS covered with nasty dishes.  We agreed that we would do our dishes in a timely manner and not leave them in the sink for a week.  So far nothing has changed and because I’m not content with living in a house that smells like ass, I cleaned and windexed everything.

I’m tired of cleaning up after people.
I’m tired of hearing people bitch about things I don’t care about
I’m tired of people saying they want one thing and then doing the complete opposite
I’m just tired.

So I took this picture the other day and I think I look swell. 
I feel like I haven’t been on tumblr in forever.  I haven’t really had time.  I’m three weeks into grad school and the work just keeps piling up….ugh it’s a lot.  I’m learning a lot of cool stuff though and I really like my classes, even though one of the teachers sucks.  
On an unrelated note, I made an Okcupid account, and it’s going terribly.  The only people who message me are people who straight up ask for sex or people I’m not attracted to.  I wish meeting people was easier.  I wish I had time for a personal life in general.  Thank god grad school only lasts two years.   

So I took this picture the other day and I think I look swell. 

I feel like I haven’t been on tumblr in forever.  I haven’t really had time.  I’m three weeks into grad school and the work just keeps piling up….ugh it’s a lot.  I’m learning a lot of cool stuff though and I really like my classes, even though one of the teachers sucks.  

On an unrelated note, I made an Okcupid account, and it’s going terribly.  The only people who message me are people who straight up ask for sex or people I’m not attracted to.  I wish meeting people was easier.  I wish I had time for a personal life in general.  Thank god grad school only lasts two years.   

Overworked, exhausted, underfed, no free time, no sleep, no money, physically and emotionally stressed, and no social life.  

Is grad school over yet? 

augenss:

- Tupac Shakur

(Source: doopstein)

I got certified in CPR and the heimlich today

kiddelicious:

so when you choke on a dick I can save your life

I start grad school this week.  I’m super nervous and keep over thinking everything and having panic attacks.  What if I’m not smart enough, what if I can’t handle the work load, what if I have just made a horrible life decision?

Between work and work and school, I’m pulling a 70 hour week. I hope I’m still sane come Friday.  

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

Why is there even a “but” after the part about protesting abortion? That is such a bad example to use. Both situations are fucked up. You could have said something about freedom of speech and the westboro baptist church and it could have been perfect…am I missing something here?