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I got certified in CPR and the heimlich today


so when you choke on a dick I can save your life

I start grad school this week.  I’m super nervous and keep over thinking everything and having panic attacks.  What if I’m not smart enough, what if I can’t handle the work load, what if I have just made a horrible life decision?

Between work and work and school, I’m pulling a 70 hour week. I hope I’m still sane come Friday.  


If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

Why is there even a “but” after the part about protesting abortion? That is such a bad example to use. Both situations are fucked up. You could have said something about freedom of speech and the westboro baptist church and it could have been perfect…am I missing something here?

Harassment at it’s finest

I just went to the park to read and it was completely ruined for me by two men.  

I was laying there, minding my own business when someone comes up to me, squats down to where I was laying, and proceeded to talk at me while I was trying to read.  He was asking me things like if I was from around here, if I was in school, what I was reading, do I come here often, and if I had a boyfriend.  I always tell myself that I won’t lie and say no and just stick up for myself, but I just said yes so he’d leave me alone.  And unbelievably, after he left, another man came over 5 minute later and LAYED DOWN next to me and proceeded to ask me if I wanted to ‘have fun with him.’  This was after I also told him I had a boyfriend….his response was that he didn’t mind.

Are. You. Fucking. Serious? 


I wish I could skip all this being in my twenties bullshit and go straight to being someone’s drunk aunt

My goals. 

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so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me